No, no. It’s not the news that’s underwater. Via Harper’s Weekly Review:
“The thing that I miss the most about being on the surface is literally the sun,” said a Florida professor who broke a world record for time spent living underwater when he surpassed the previous record of 73 days, two hours, and 34 minutes, and who doesn’t plan to resurface till June. “I did think this job was going to be easier,” said a British man who quit his job more than 30 years ago to hunt the Loch Ness monster.
Why, I ask. Why?