I hand you this, from Harper’s Weekly Review, to inspire both visual imagery and intellectual musings, along the lines of “Huh?” Or, maybe “rah!?”:
…a naked-bike-riding event in Bristol, England, was rerouted to avoid a neo-Nazi gathering.
Oops, sorry: just picked up another cyclist story from the Review:
A cyclist in Australia was jump-kicked by a kangaroo, breaking three of her ribs and rupturing one of her breast implants…