From Harper’s Weekly Review:
A tourist fell into Mount Vesuvius while attempting to retrieve his phone, which he had dropped after taking a selfie.
And there’s the Florida woman who fell into a pond and was killed by a couple of alligators.
Lessons to be learned by all of us:
(1) don’t drop your phone and try to retrieve it if it fell into a dangerous place, like subway tracks or volcanoes.
(2) Get out of Florida.