What? You’re thinking the only crazy behavior in the USA is centered in D.C.? Not so. As Harper’s Weekly Review makes clear — or as clear as these kind of things can ever be:
[A] man in North Dakota was charged with felony terrorizing after allegedly brandishing a hatchet while attempting to steal doughnuts, and two thieves in Florida were apprehended after calling 911 to get help moving items they were burgling from a home. Authorities in Sacramento remain perplexed by the beheading of a 100-year-old granite statue depicting a little-known 19th century meatpacking magnate.