From Harper’s Weekly Review:
Scientists found that sea turtles may not know where they’re going, and that the ocean is losing its memory.
Did you know the ocean had a memory?
It seems that being called an “influencer” suggests you’re not very…you know. Bright?
From Harper’s Weekly Review:
The right-wing internet personality known as Baked Alaska, who stormed the U.S. Capitol building on January 6, 2021, had his plea deal rejected after he told the judge he thought he was innocent. “They’re saying if I go to trial they’re going to hit me with a felony,” the influencer said.
From Harper’s Weekly Review:
[I]t was revealed that a player for Lyon’s soccer team was let go for farting in the locker room.
What wimps the French are! They should be electing that farter to the legislature. That’s how we deal with locker room offenders in the great U.S. of A.
