In light of the title, here’s a (deservedly) short piece from Barbara Ross in the Daily News. Which begins with two exemplary, Daily News-quality puns:
Wine collector uncorks suit in Sandy woe
Now he has something to whine about.
A Manhattan real estate investor is suing a W. 28th St. wine-storage facility, saying the company has refused to give him access to his $300,000 wine collection after the warehouse’s temperature-controlled cellars flooded during Hurricane Sandy.
Here’s the whole piece. A vôtre santé. Damaged by Sandy, WineCare Storage refuses access to man’s $300,000 wine collection – NY Daily News.