Re Chinese fortune cookies

Here’s a fortune I just got in a cookie:

Teach only love for that is what you are.

No. That is not what I am, as anyone who reads Sidebar understands. Have I made an important discovery here? When you get Chinese take-out from a mediocre restaurant, your fortune doesn’t jibe with reality. I think you must go to a good Chinese restaurant for an accurate fortune.

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