Santa Claus is comin’ to town. (With a semi-automatic?)

Harper’s Weekly Report today is an abundant holiday gift. The little tale below is probably an example of why “heartland” America does not like us in headland (coastal) America: we don’t appreciate guns and they don’t appreciate sarcasm.

…a family in Long Island that had ordered a toy plane as a Christmas present received a parcel containing a semi-automatic rifle and an Arizona man’s concealed-weapons permit. “It was not,” said the father, “Fisher-Price.” 

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