Songs of the Resistance: “Puppet King”

To the tune of “Dancing Queen.” (Something to be admired about all of these resistance songs: they scan.)

You can dance, you can ji-ive, tweeting out lie after lie…
Oo-oo-ooh, see that fool, so obscene. Poor little puppet king
You keep sayin’ you are so tough…
Fightin’ words all the fascists…love.
Tariffs where there were treaties, stirrin’ up the hate,
will never make us great.
Anybody can see the truth… You’re a traitor, we got the…proof
Went to hell in Helsinki—such a sorry show
You made it really clear… You obey Vladimir…
CHORUS You are the puppet king:
Dan-gle-ing from your Russian strings!
Puppet king: The KGB owns the GOP! Oh, yeah!
Puppet king: The KGB owns the GOP! Oh, yeah!
You can dance, you can ji-ive, tweeting out lie after lie…
Oo-oo-ooh, see that fool, so obscene.
Poor little puppet king!
Was it blackmail or bribery? Dirty money or maybe…pee?
Long as you go to prison—we don’t really care.
Mueller is getting near… Go cry to Vladimir… CHORUS

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