Sort of animal news, with a side of Cheetos

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

“I don’t think I did anything wrong,” said a Texas woman who was fired from a law firm after jumping into a zoo’s spider monkey enclosure and feeding the animals Cheetos.

Texas. It’s always Texas.

[S]mall business owners in Texas received exorbitant electric bills for months when winter storms caused prolonged blackouts.

Texas. It’s always Te— Oh. I said that already.

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