From 538 Significant Digits:
Papa John’s pizza is testing a $2.99 fee that will let you cut to the front of line when ordering delivery. Just when you thought you could simply eat a pizza without confronting the fundamental class struggle inherent in capitalist society. [The Associated Press]
So why did I bold that sentence?
Because Papa John–John Schlatter–is one of the Koch Bros Neu Wannsee Conference* buddies. So…we’re boycotting Papa John’s anyway, right? (Is it any good? Since I live in a city with a real pizza place every block, I don’t go for chain pizza.)
*It’s the Final Solution to Democracy.