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Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. But he’s in Cleveland

From Harper’s Weekly Review: Santa Claus announced a plan to hold a press conference in Cleveland in which he intends to reassure children that Christmas will proceed as planned. Should I categorize this as “Animal News,” given Rudolph and the … Continue reading

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“Ho ho ho — and get the f**k out!”

From Harper’s Weekly Report: Organizers of a Christmas event in Cambridgeshire, England, apologized to parents after an evacuation at a nearby event prompted a hired Santa Claus to rip off his beard and make a hasty exit, telling attending children … Continue reading

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