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Animal news! What happens to your pets after the Rapture?

The short answer: right now, before the Rapture comes, you pay $10 to an organization called After the Rapture Pet Care. Which will take care of your pets after the Rapture. But before we go into this service thoroughly, I want … Continue reading

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Is there a god problem in Little Rock, Arkansas?

From Harper’s Weekly Review: The family of a man who was cremated against their wishes filed a lawsuit against a funeral home in Little Rock, Arkansas, on the grounds that he is now ineligible to be raptured.

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