If you’re as determined as I am to pick up news items that do not concern politics, you might have noticed a bit about a woman who stowed away on a Delta flight from JFK to Paris. A steward made suspicious of her extensive time in the toilet learned she didn’t have a ticket.
Apparently, she applied for asylum in France (the why of the request wasn’t reported) but was rejected and is being shipped back to the U.S.
That’s the substance of the story which garnered this Daily News headline: