I picked this up from the July 2 Daily Kos. The title of the deeply sarcastic and darkly funny piece is: “God caused the Colorado wildfires because women wear pants, have breasts.”
For those of you who looked at the Colorado wildfires and said, “I am fairly certain the godbotherers will declare that this is happening because we allow women to wear pants nowadays,” congratulations. You win the pool. Personally, I had “judgmental space lobsters” written down as my guess, but this works too. More specifically, Generations Radio has decided that the fires are because of (1) Abortion, (2) The Gays, and (3) womenfolk and how they dress themselves nowadays.
You do want to read it all, don’t you? Especially if you are a woman and … well, I don’t want to write it out loud. [Whisper: Lest we do it in the street and scare the horses.]