From Harper’s Weekly Review:
[A] Tennessee man was arrested for vandalizing a cemetery in an attempt to dig up and “resurrect his grandmother”; and a Louisiana priest and two dominatrices were arrested on obscenity charges for filming themselves having sex on the altar of the priest’s church, an act described by the archbishop of New Orleans, who had the altar burned, as “demonic.” “Why did he have to do that there?” asked one local council member. “Why there?”
Why does anyone climb Mt. Everest?