From Harper’s Weekly Digest. If this woman doesn’t (a) turn the guy down flat and (b) have him hospitalized immediately, I’ll…do something, I don’t know what:
…police in Mobile, Alabama, faked an incident of police brutality as part of a man’s wedding proposal, pulling the man over and drawing inactive tasers on him, before allowing the man to reach into his pocket and pull out a ring for his crying girlfriend. “I felt like that was the perfect setup to do something like that,” said the man, “and bring everybody together.”
I’m categorizing this one under Strictly For Bitter Laughter. I didn’t have such a category but now I do.