Oh yeah, the reason people voted for Trump was so that he could Fix Things. You know, inflation. Immigration. Oh yeah.
No, his voters wanted him to nyah-nyah-nyah what they condemn as coastal elites. Rather, NYAGHNYAHNYAH YOU F**KING PUSSY WIMPS AND SCREECHING BANSHEES WHO THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN US!!!!
Uh, Matt Gaetz as Attorney General? Tulsi Gabbard as DNI? That guy who works for Fox whatever his name is and no one can remember it because no one really knows much about him as DOD head? Kristi Noem as Homeland Security?
My fave is Sarah Huckabee-Sanders’s Daddy as ambassador to…Israel. When I heard this one, I burst out laughing, I’m sorry, I can’t help it, I have a sense of humor and, indeed, if I didn’t know better I’d think DonElon has a great sense of humor, too. Nothing else — oh, except actual insanity — could explain this.
Yes, I know. We’re not supposed to act snotty and elite. We’re not supposed to mock them. We’re supposed to, gulp, UNDERSTAND THEM. But can’t they help us out here and not put these assholds into our federal government? Because I’m not going to be able to suppress my inborn satirist for the next few years, I’m warning them.
It’s too stupid to be scary. It can only be satire. (Paging Armando Iannucci, paging Armando Iannucci, paging–)