The not-so-secret lives of ninjas

Why I love Harper’s Magazine:

Police in Seattle searched for a masturbating ninja, and the government of Aichi, Japan, announced a search for six ninjas who will encourage tourism ahead of the 2020 Olympics. “Our ninjas have to be good at talking,” said an official, “and some dance moves.”

–From Harper’s Weekly Review, March 22, 2016

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