This, from Harper’s Weekly Review, caused me some plaintive meows:
The social media influencer Stepan (a 13-year-old cat) and his owners secured safe passage from Kharkiv, Ukraine, to an apartment in France with the assistance of the World Influencers and Bloggers Association.
If I join that association — I am a blogger, after all — would that immediately give me the imprimatur of World Influencer? Or do I have to be a cat to be so designated?