Today’s lawsuit: she meditated while he jerked off

I was trying to figure out how to write that headline without sounding, well, you know. But I didn’t try very hard.

The story is, according to the Daily News headline:

Downward dirty dog at yoga: suit

An upper West Side woman says in a lawsuit that she was meditating after her regular yoga class when she opened her eyes and discovered a maintenance man at the studio pleasuring himself two feet away from her.

“What are you doing?” Keiko Herskovitz demanded, her suit against Equinox claims.

(Q. Didn’t she know what he was doing?)

According to her inevitable lawyer, Eric Creizman, “his client is ‘very shaken up.'”

 

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