From Harper’s Findings, April 2017:
A moth that spins in circles and has a pompadour of whitish-yellow scales was named Neopalpa donaldtrumpi.
Reports emerged that a group of chimpanzees attacked a deposed tyrannical alpha male, beat him with rocks and sticks, tore his anus and throat, stomped on him, bit his genitals, and ate him.
Well, I wouldn’t go that far. I mean, I wouldn’t go that far.