Wanna read Trump’s verbal spew of today? (Easier than listening to it)

Yep. It was another utterly unhinged Trump rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan today. Let’s recap it:

• He showed up 20 minutes late.
• He took the ear Kotex off but his makeup was d@mn near blackface.
• He called Pennsylvania “Prensylvania.”
• He said the RNC convention was full of “unity and love.” He said there was no fighting but the bickering between Matt Gaetz and Kevin McCarthy was wildly publicized.
• He said “fight fight fight” again.
• Unity message is totally gone. Not like it ever existed.
• He called lakes “lakies.”
• He said he has “great common sense.”
• He tried to distance himself from “Project 25” and said he doesn’t “know anything about it.”
• He claimed he “took a bullet for democracy.”
• He babbled about Germany’s inflation “centuries ago.” Uh.
• He said we have the “best,” “sweet” oil.
• He praised Viktor Orban again.
• He started talking in a baby voice when discussing being shot. Weird.
• He said he wanted to “sleep with” a sign.
• He once again claimed to get the “man of the year award” in Michigan, which doesn’t exist.
• He said “I love Elon Musk” and praised him for a minute solid.
• He said a boat with batteries “won’t float.” He babbled about sharks and getting electrocuted for two minutes again.
• He said he did more for auto workers than any president in history. Obama disagrees since he literally bailed them out.
• He said Biden “can’t find the entrances off the stage.” Reread that in case you missed it.
• He said “toosh.” Wut?
• He tried talking about baseball and called throws “passes.”
• He said he hates when people laugh at him.
• He called folks “low IQ.”
• He tried to do a French accent impression and it was awful.
• He read his teleprompter cue and said “Trump” instead of “I.”
• He whined about how his “severe combover” looked on the screens and called it “a work of art.”
• He said he left bulldozers in Mexico when building the border wall.
• He said Biden is going to raise taxes 4x.
• He babbled about Hannibal Lecter again as if he’s real and dead. He said they’re going to have a rally in Venezuela.
• He said you’re “not gonna teach a criminal to not be a criminal.” Yes, we know Donald will never change. He said that he’s going to “stop the plunder, rape, slaughter, and destruction of our American suburbs.”
• He babbled about Al Capone.
• He claimed the justice system isn’t going after him, they’re going after all of us.
• Sandy Pensler came on stage and said he was “so inspired when President Trump kissed the empty uniform of Corey Comperatore.” Yikes. He then announced he was dropping out of the Michigan Senate race and endorsed his opponent.
• He said “hiler respected” instead of “highly.”
• He praised Tudor Dixon, a lady who said that forcing teenage rape victims to give birth could be “healing” for them.
• He called Nancy Pelosi “crazy like a bedbug.”
• He really seems to think that the iron dome is a dome made of iron.
• He said he had no wars and defeated ISIS.
• He lied and said Biden wants to raise the retirement age (when that’s the plan of Republicans).
• He called Kamala Harris “Kimala.” The crowd seems to be falling asleep. They’re so quiet. He’s slurring more now.
• He babbled about forts again thinking we fought world wars out of them. He bragged about getting the NRA’s endorsement.
• He babbled about cars again. He insulted the UAW head again.
• He said we’re a “nation in decline.”
• But mainly we should focus on these ominous comments: He praised President Xi of China because he rules with “an iron fist.” Total foreshadowing of what could happen. He said court cases will get “overturned, anything that happens.” We should be prepared. He said they’re “not going to allow” Democrats to “rig another election.” They will not accept a legitimate loss. This is a dog whistle. He said “we’re gonna take it over” when talking about Washington DC.

So…total trainwreck. Once again, I’ll say: SHAME ON THE MEDIA FOR NOT COVERING THIS SWEATY, BABBLING LUNATIC AND THE CRAZY SH*T HE SAYS!!!!!