Brought to us by the cleverboots at Harper’s Weekly Review:
Scientists located the enzyme that makes urine yellow, a man filed a lawsuit against Dunkin’ Donuts after a toilet in one of the chain’s Florida stores exploded on him, and a venomous snake was found in a toilet in Australia. A man in Leeds, Alabama, crashed his car outside a Bass Pro Shop, stripped naked, and then cannonballed into the store’s indoor aquarium.
You get the water theme, right?