From Harper’s Weekly Review:
A fire chief in Plano, Texas, was put on leave for a second time after he went through a drive-through pantless and wearing a penis ring, which he explained was because he had peed in a bottle and then spilled the urine on himself, making him the second Plano fire captain to be suspended in the past four months; a predecessor sought a fraudulent COVID vaccination card for his wife so they could travel to New York.
“….so they could travel to New York.”