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From Harper’s Weekly Report:
Excerpts from a book written by Stormy Daniels, who retained Avenatti’s services to invalidate a non-disclosure agreement about the affair she had with Donald Trump, were released, and they include descriptions of the president’s genitalia and phone calls. “It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” writes Daniels. Trump, who has continued to support Kavanaugh, denies having a relationship with Daniels, and claimed “I don’t have an attorney general. It’s very sad,” visited areas affected by Hurricane Florence, telling one man who had a yacht wash onto his deck, “At least you got a nice boat out of the deal.” At least 110 hog-waste lagoons in North Carolina have overflowed because of the hurricane.