No, no. I’m not going to tell you how you get a peacock to raise his tail for a movie camera, no. Although I do know how.
Instead, here’s something I just picked up from 538 Significant Digits:
A peacock broke into a liquor store in Arcadia, California. There was an inept capture attempt, a feisty peacock counterattack, and $500 of liquor hitting the floor. The video is priceless. [Yahoo News]