I was taking a long walk up West End Avenue on this lovely spring day. I saw the usual minimal group — people walking dogs, the dogs, doormen, cars. Two women wearing major knee braces.
You know. Like that.
Around 91st Street, I noticed a white car pulled up on the corner. A man, presumably the owner, was attaching American flags to the side of the car. Immediately, I looked at the license plate. No, he wasn’t from Oklahoma; the license plate was New York.
Did this guy expect to drive in a Trump convoy, the flags fluttering?
If anybody saw such a convoy with such a flag-fluttering car, do let me know. Or just a flag-fluttering car, minus the convoy. Otherwise, I’ll feel bad that this guy’s, uh, statement was an abject flop.