Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. But he’s in Cleveland

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

Santa Claus announced a plan to hold a press conference in Cleveland in which he intends to reassure children that Christmas will proceed as planned.

Should I categorize this as “Animal News,” given Rudolph and the other reindeer?

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