You think New York isn’t the most-est place on the planet?

Oh yeah?

We are the elite, the best, the most original. Unique. Nobody has ever seen anything like us! We are superlative in every category. Not only bigger and better than you but nyah nyah nyah and several million Bronx cheers and…[My bolding, of course.]

Mice that live in the basements of New York City apartment buildings — even at the most exclusive addresses — carry disease-causing bacteria, antibiotic-resistant bugs and viruses that have never been seen before, a new study from Columbia University finds.

 

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