Just picked up this little hawk tale from the West Side Rag:
Hawk Rescued from Central Park Reservoir After Having ‘Too Much to Eat’ and Given ‘Rigorous Blow-Dry’
See, because he ate too much, he couldn’t get lift-off to fly so was stuck in the reservoir and–
Never mind. Just read it. It’s funny and dear and has a picture of the hawk’s excellent blow dry.