From Harper’s Weekly Review:
“We’re going to start slitting throats on day one,” said presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis, who in an interview also insisted that enslaved Americans learned useful, transferable skills, such as blacksmithing, and that “Joe Biden’s the president.”
“It certainly does recognize a higher power,” a Louisiana lawmaker said of a new bill requiring every classroom in the state to display at least one paper sign bearing the slogan “In God We Trust,” and the College Board was informed that AP Psychology is now effectively illegal in Florida, where leprosy is newly on the rise.
But then there’s this:
“We can assure you they are more than fine,” a Florida sheriff’s office said of a recent spate of manatee orgies, urging residents to stop calling the cops.