…a lawsuit is really great fun. It brings some interest into life, with coming and going and raging over it. You will have a great deal to do…” – Honoré de Balzac, The Country Parson and Albert Savaron
On September 13, 2007 I sat down with my lawyer to sign the lawsuit I call Fein v. The Skush-O’Briens. (To be free to spill the beans about everything and everyone, I’ve changed almost all the names except mine. The spiffy faux noms such as “Skush-O’Brien” are on loan from Damon Runyon.)
Fein v. The Skush-O’Briens was a righteous complaint against the new majority shareholders in the Greenwich Village townhouse co-op where I lived. I had been a happy minority shareholder and board member since 1988. The new shareholders, a family of three, bought into the co-op in 2004 and by mid-2004 had breached a number of co-op laws. They would continue to breach nearly all of them. By 2007 I was forced to sue them.
“I’m so excited!” I spontaneously exclaimed to Miss Billy Perry, the young legal associate who researched and wrote the lawsuit. She looked alarmed. “I don’t know if a client should be excited about suing, exactly,” she said.
I laughed and assured her I was OK. I am so down with the legal system I have a permit to get excited. You see, I’m an expert in the art of lawsuits.
And in Sidebar For Plaintiffs I’ve been telling you everything I know about the whole shebang. I’ve been taking you through many stages of the legal process – including some stages lawyers don’t even know about.
After getting hooked on Sidebar for Plaintiffs, you’ll never look at a lawyer or a lawsuit in the same way again.
On December 29, 2014–seven years after I filed the complaint–my lawyer and I settled the lawsuit for over $900,000, precisely what I had been asking for. The instrument through which the settlement was made was a sale of my co-op apartment to the defendants.
My lawyer asked me, “Are you sure this will be good for you–that you won’t regret it?” I said, “I’m sure,” and, indeed, I have never regretted it.
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