Re-watching “Foyle’s War,” I had a weird moment

Foyle’s War is, arguably, the finest dramatic series ever made for television.

I stuck “arguably” in there, although the only argument I would entertain is a claim that a few other dramatic series might be almost or equally fine.

I can’t count how many times I’ve seen the entire series, twenty-eight episodes. Although “episode” is a wrongly diminishing term; each of the stories is actually a feature film, running about an hour and a half. And each of these films is more complex in its plotting than anything on TV, creating fiction underlaid with history, because its creator, Anthony Horowitz, is a history maven. (As well as being an absurdly prolific writer.)

Plus, I get to watch Michael Kitchen’s Christopher Foyle. A hundred times watching Michael Kitchen can never be enough.

Each time I settle down to Foyle’s War, it surprises me. It’s those multilayered plots, each of which renews a sense of wonder about how the several plot lines will somehow come together in the end. Even though I’ve seen them so many times.

So once again I’ve been ending my evenings with Foyle’s War.

One night last week, I had that aforementioned weird moment which came in the form of a mild electric shock which suddenly caused overlapping realities.

During the penultimate Foyle’s War story, “Trespass,” we encounter Charles Lucas, a British fascist and antisemite, who had been imprisoned as a security risk during the war but now, post-war, has been released and intends to pick up his fascist demagoguery with a new patriotic gloss. (Lucas is almost certainly a Doppelgänger of, or perhaps better, a golem modeled on the WWII British fascist, Oswald Mosley. Lucas, too, has a Mosley-styled black mustache.)

Lucas plans a speech for an audience of London locals in a working class neighborhood where many recent immigrants live, and selects a hall in which to do it.

Large British flags cover the back of the stage as a small crowd gathers; Lucas launches into his rabble-rousing. Britain is suffering, he says. Hard to believe the war is over, he says, given their meager living conditions. Then he digs into the meat of his pitch:

“I see a third-rate country, third-rate education, third-rate health, and a third-rate government that’s going nowhere!”

But “My party, my ideas can make Britain great again!”

The solution? Getting rid of all the immigrants who are polluting Britain.”What I’m talking about is a Europe without Poles and Czechs and sheenies and Irish and gypsies and all of them! All of them have stolen our jobs, our homes and our opportunities. Who do you think controls the black market, eh? Who is it, who is it, taking money out of our pockets..? It. Was. The. Jews!!”

And then Lucas invites them all to join him and go into the streets, which they do carrying flaming torches and setting houses, labeled as Jewish, on fire, killing people.

Before that mob action, for a shocking second I heard Lucas, as played by the British actor Richard Lintern, talking simultaneously with Trump, the two of them in a sort of double aural exposure, saying the same things — although Lintern, a fine actor, was of course far more coherent and frightening than Trump.

What was happening? For another second, I asked myself whether Horowitz was using Trump, as well as Mosley, to make his Charles Lucas…until my brain corrected me: “Trespass” was first broadcast in February 2015, a year before Trump shoved his way onto our TV’s.

No, Horowitz wasn’t using Trump’s rant as Lucas’s rant. But was Trump’s campaign team, maybe Stephen Miller, taking Horowitz’s lines for Trump’s purposes?

End note: After the war, Oswald Mosley was released from prison. He attempt to re-establish his fascist movement but failed. He left Britain to live in Ireland. He stayed true to his “values” as a major force in Holocaust denial. He briefly returned to England to run for Parliament on an explicitly racist, anti-immigration platform — Caribbean, this time — but garnered only 8 percent of the votes.

 

 

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Animal news: A strange therapy animal. Big. Very big.

From Harper’s August ’24 Findings:

Women bond more closely with therapy bulls than men do.

That’s the entire finding. No explication. So I have a bunch of questions — as well as one of my life recollections.

For one thing, how can bulls be therapy animals? Although I’ve had plenty of therapy, an animal was not a part of it. So forgive me if my idea of Therapy Animal is a dog. Maybe a cat, but I’m allergic, so even typing the word “cat” gives me symptoms.

(Shouldn’t you be able to hug a therapy animal?)

Lately, of course, we hear of other types of therapy, or service, animals. Recently, a story in the Times cited a clutch of parrots claimed by a building resident as her service animals. The parrots squawked as parrots will do, very loudly. This was not of service to other residents. To the disgruntlement of all of us who manage to live in co-op apartments sans parrots, the whole business led to a lawsuit which the woman won. Quite a lot of money.

As a side note, I knew someone who had parrots as pets. I had several close encounters with them and can report they are horrible animals.

But I’ve flown off my true story line. Which concerns bulls and my moderately close encounter with a bull righteously name Big Foot. His life’s work was not therapy. Not exactly.

The scene: along with a close friend, I once visited a cattle farm in New Jersey. The guy who owned it, an ex-military man, was a friend of my friend’s husband. His cattle — and Big Foot — were Emmentalers, out of whose milk came the cheese of the same name. (It’s magic.)

The farm, though, was not primarily a cattle ranch. Although New Jersey does have plenty of farmland (whence my corn and peaches and blueberries and other yummies), Jersey farms aren’t capacious enough to accommodate herds of cows. What this farm did was produce…

Big Foot semen! That is, Big Foot himself produced the semen and the farm did what you do with bull semen, which is get it into canisters in some frozen form and sell it to farms with big herds of lady cows, for the purposes of artificial insemination.

Yes, Big Foot was that kind of bull, a fine, prize-winning kind of bull, one whose semen was valuable in the cattle market.

As the ex-military guy escorted us to Big Foot’s pen, he amused himself by relating the business of semen-farming. I think he thought he’d shock my tender sensibilities. Back in those days, people like this guy assumed from my appearance (long hair) and homeland (New York City) I was a commie, i.e., the enemy.

I wasn’t and he didn’t shock my tender sensibilities. Big Foot, though…

Standing in his special pen was not so much a bull as an exaggeration, elephantine, but bovine. I eased my way close to the pen. I was five foot seven inches tall. Big Foot’s back loomed over me, cutting off the sun. He was impossibly long; each foot measured maybe a foot and a half. Or more.

Now, this was long before I became a devotée of the Scottish documentary series, This Farming Life, which over its five-season course introduced me to plenty of prize bulls. So I now know one-ton bulls can be, well, maybe not cuddly creatures but not without genial, even mischievous, personalities. If you raise a bull from babyhood, a relationship develops that is not without mutual affection.

But gigantic Big Foot was not a Scottish bull let out into the fields to have fun with the ladies. So the question was, how do you harvest sperm from a bull that size?

The ex-military guy said, “How do you think?” Heh heh heh.

“Wait,” I said, “you mean someone gets up close with Big Foot and masturbates him?”

Guy nodded and everyone laughed. (And I think I was shown the large plastic gadget which would encompass Big Foot’s erect penis and collect the invaluable semen when he did his job.

That was interesting. Since then, though — and again thanks to This Farming Life — I’ve learned that male animals are not given hand jobs; there are other tools and methods of stimulating them. Although the collection process does require a plastic bag and a necessary degree of human intimacy with the male animal and his member.

That’s it. That’s my whole bull story. It’s true. But it doesn’t answer the top question, which is how can a bull be a therapy animal?

Any ideas?

 

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Got a medical emergency? Maybe don’t go here

A business name in neon above the door of a storefront in a Jersey mini-mall:

Friendly URGENT CARE

So how would this work? Here’s what I imagine:

Two men enter the front door. One of them is dragging the other one who’s pretty much flat on the ground, bleeding profusely. They are greeted by a cheerful woman clad in a white coat.

Cheerful woman: Hi there! Welcome to Friendly Urgent Care. I am Zerlina and will be your Friendly intake server for today. How can I help you in our patented Friendly way?

Standing man: Uh, my friend here [gestures to bleeding guy on the ground] needs — I mean, can’t you see he’s bleeding? A lot? Because someone who isn’t me sliced into his carotid?

Cheerful woman: Well, let’s not jump to conclusions.

Standing man: But he’s dying–

Cheerful woman: First things first. Can I have your name?

Et cetera.

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