Human nature is well disposed to laugh at this line…

Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of.

–Jane Austen, in Emma

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Animal news: Who’s the fattest of the Fat Bears?

Backpack! That’s his name. He’s a brown bear who was a candidate in the 2026 Alaska Fattest Bear competition.

I’m not going to copy and paste in a compelling photo of Backpack from the New York Times, lest I get some photo agency coming after me for a lot of money, but I can tell you Backpack is very large. Although the fattest part of him isn’t his back; it’s his understructure, i.e., his massive stomach. Maybe he wears his backpack as a tummy pack.

Whatever. He’s fat.

I’m wondering who went out to Alaska’s Katmai National Park and Preserve with a scale to weigh those bears for Fat Bear Week.

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Animal news about certain critters

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

The wild rat population of Washington, D.C., was administered birth control, and a woman turned to Reddit to secure an arachnoid sexual partner for her virginal pet tarantula.

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