What’s REALLY doing at the Kennedy Center? Rik and the Icks

Not what I posted twice, once as a disclaimer.

But just when I thought I could forget about my gaffe (if you insist on perusing me gaffing, see above link), what did the New York Times do today? It published Shawn McCreesh’s, “The Kennedy Center Crackup: A Trumpian drama has been playing out inside the performing arts center all year. It has been damaging for business.”

The first paragraph:

This year’s fall season at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts officially kicked off one Friday night in September with “The Sound of Music,” the 1959 Rodgers and Hammerstein crowd-pleaser about nuns and Nazis.

Furthermore…

The government officials and the right-wing press and hundreds of families settled into their seats. But before the towheaded Von Trapp children got the chance to dance, a voice came over the speakers: All actors needed to immediately clear the stage. There were “technical difficulties,” the voice explained. The crowd whispered as the curtain fell. It stayed down for the next 33 minutes.

And it goes on from there.

  • I, for one, did not know Trump has had his name etched into a marble wall in the Center. That started me wondering how exactly you get etchings erased from marble.
  • Ric Grenell, the new president of the Center, “wanted to be addressed as ‘the ambassador.’…hung huge pictures of himself with Mr. Trump in his theater box. He ordered the National Symphony Orchestra to perform the national anthem before every show it played.”
  • Grenell apparently rarely shows up at his job. So he put in charge of daily management “a cast of small-time Republican operatives,” including “Rick Loughery and Nick Meade. They worked for political groups run by Mr. Grenell and function as his enforcers while he’s away. Because all three have similar names, many in the building refer to this troika as ‘Ric and the Icks.'”
  • Mary Ellen Bowers, a new board member, “said that when she thinks about programming, she asks herself: ‘Are we welcoming families? Are we welcoming Christians? Are we welcoming believers?’”
  • Another new apparatchik with no experience whatsover in arts management expressed wonder when he saw a Cuban ballet company dance. “‘Wow, they’re so talented they could be on a cruise ship.’” (The experienced woman, a dancer, to whom he said this, doesn’t know if he was serious or putting her on. I’d say serious.)
  • Was he the one who keeps saying he wants Paula Abdul sort of entertainment at the Center?

And it goes on.

Maybe all of this doesn’t have the éclat of, say, Kanye rapping Wagner,* but let’s give these guys time. After all, they don’t know what they’re doing right now. With some experience, who knows what will happen? I’d look forward to some sort of performance from…

Ric and the Icks! Live! Tonight! (Maybe.)

*Totally irrelevant, but when, in the ’80s, I went to a privately owned Fiji island, the name of the pilot who flew us in a small prop plane from the Big Island to the Little One was Richard Wagner.

 

 

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What possessed me to look at 2025 Kennedy Center scheduled performances?

UPDATE: THIS IS A SPOOF, OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THINGS LIKE THIS!!!! IT IS NOT MY SPOOF, I.E., I DIDN’T WRITE IT. I DON’T THINK IT’S GOOD SATIRE. GOOD SATIRE IS SO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH, A READER WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR COULD BELIEVE IT’S FACTUAL. SO I’M CROSSING THIS OUT. 

I don’t know. Not exactly. Occasionally I’ve wondered what, under Trump’s rule, is being performed at the Center since I’ve heard a lot of acts have been de-booking themselves. Or being de-booked for being too woke or something. And the ones that have been booked haven’t been selling well. At all. Like, the Trumpian Center has only been filling 47 percent of the seats, which pre-Trump, were 90 percent or so filled.

So what has been booked this year and isn’t filling the seats?

This has to be satire. Has to be. I’ve just copied this year’s performance list and will now paste it in so you, too, can be…stunned into open-mouthed silence.

Brace yourselves. No, really. Sit down in a chair with arms and hold on. Tight. Do not eat or drink while reading what follows. It’s [sic], anyway you spell it.

  • April 3: Vocal group Up with Goebbels

  • April 4-5: 3-D Ghost-Gun Show

  • April 6-7: Musical Workshop “Sing! Sing! Sing!”

  • May 11-13: Gay-Conversion Band Camp

  • May 15: Ted Nugent solo reunion (one night only)

  • May 18-22: All-Nordic rendition of “The Wiz”

  • June 3-7: ICE Capades focusing on amusing law enforcement footage

  • June 17 – July 3: “Shen Yun” performance with waived ticket fees

  • July 4: All-American Fourth of July Musical Tribute

  • July 5: Roseanne performs Sondheim (tentative)

  • August 19-24: New play “Dsday Cowboy” featuring Sylvester Stallone and Jon Voight

  • September 8-10: Three days of Shakespeare performances including a tentative Mel Gibson-led “Merchant of Venice”

  • October 6-8: Mark Russell via Hologram

  • November 7-8: Starlink-related event

  • December 19-20: Kanye Raps Wagner

I didn’t make that up. Really I didn’t. But just in case this is a joke, (“Up With Goebbels”???) I asked Perplexity if Mel Gibson was in “The Merchant of Venice,” and this is what Perplexity tells me:

Yes, Mel Gibson stars in “The Merchant of Venice” at the JFK Center (Kennedy Center). The production is noted as an all-Aramaic, Shylock-free version of the play and is described as “a performance for the ages” starring Mel Gibson as Shylock.

OK, maybe Perplexity has a resident satirist who provided the above answer to my question. Because: I don’t believe Shakespeare wrote anything in Aramaic, although I didn’t know him personally so maybe I’m wrong. And if it’s a “Shylock-free version” (by itself a brain-warping notion), how could Mel Gibson star as a non-existent Shylock?

I’m going to post this now and will be leaving it instantly because I find the possibility of this and Kanye West rapping Wagner more than my brain wants to absorb.

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Are you still addicted to using Amazon?

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

It was reported that Amazon plans to replace more than half a million employees with a robot workforce; and a leaked document revealed that the company, the largest owner of data centers in the world, conspired to conceal from the public the true extent of its water use.

And…

[O]wners of “Pod” smart beds found that their mattresses were “overheating and stuck in odd positions” during an Amazon Web Services outage initiated by a bug in the company’s automation software. “I’m sleeping in a sauna,” wrote one smart bed user.

Today, I read that Bezos’s Amazon shares just increased in value by $10 billion.

Also Amazon is “donating” to the Trump ballroom.

And workers for Amazon and Walmart (and another company can’t remember which) are a large contingent of people dependent on SNAP benefits, because the companies don’t pay them enough to eat. (See first paragraph above, re robots.)

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