Category Archives: The god problem

Is there a god problem in Little Rock, Arkansas?

From Harper’s Weekly Review: The family of a man who was cremated against their wishes filed a lawsuit against a funeral home in Little Rock, Arkansas, on the grounds that he is now ineligible to be raptured.

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Am I crazy? Part Two

You thought what I just wrote was it, the only Harper’s March Findings making me feel unstable? Astronomers called for Pluto and more than one hundred other celestial bodies to be granted planetary status. Last night I told my sister … Continue reading

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What? You thought it was going to be, like, “Goodnight, Moon”?

From Harper’s Weekly Review: Scientists who deciphered a 3,000-year-old tablet found that it read “Cursed, cursed, cursed—cursed by the God YHW. You will die cursed. Cursed you will surely die. Cursed by YHW—cursed, cursed, cursed.”

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