Category Archives: The Facts of Life

My Reality was saved by the United States Postal Service

Debating with myself whether I should clamp my new passport picture here ⇓…but won’t. Because I do not look like a person thrilled with my neighborhood US Post Office, which took that picture, and I was thrilled. They have made me … Continue reading

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Is everyone going crazy?

From Harper’s Weekly Review: [L]aw enforcement officers in Massachusetts attempted to rehome a 7-foot-tall puppet. “If this belongs to you—or if you recognize it from your nightmares,” the department wrote, “please contact us.”

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How are you defining, “accidentally”?

From Harper’s Weekly Review: [A]n Australian man heading to the beach accidentally found himself walking along a fashion runway.

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