Nude restaurant, 9 bibles, Biden’s bro, stuff like that

From Harper’s Weekly Review:

The owners of O’naturel, Paris’s first nude restaurant, announced that it would close.

I’ve got so many questions about how this worked — a big coat check room? — but now that they’re closing, never mind.

The 70th governor of Ohio was sworn in on nine Bibles, which were held by his wife.

Did she build up her tri- and biceps in anticipation of holding them up? And what’s the deal with nine? Does this mean DeWine is holier than thee and me? Dunno.

Mike DeWine, center right, is sworn in as the 70th governor of Ohio alongside his wife Fran, right, son and Ohio Supreme Court Justice Patrick DeWine, left, and Judge Thomas Rose of the U.S. District Court Southern District of Ohio, center left, Monday, Jan. 14, 2019, in Cedarville, Ohio. The former U.S. senator took his oath in a private midnight ceremony at his Cedarville home ahead of a public inauguration planned Monday at the Statehouse.

Joe Biden’s brother stated that their family in Pennsylvania voted for Trump “because they felt slighted by Hillary and her campaign.”

I don’t want to read anything like this again. Ever. Ergo, Joe should not run. Don’t run, Joe, don’t run.

In Wichita Falls, Texas, a woman was banned from Walmart after drinking wine from a Pringles can while riding an electric shopping cart; she had been riding the cart for two and a half hours.

I want to read a lot of things like this — especially more such doings in Walmart. In Texas.

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