Once again, Harper’s Weekly Review presents a news item containing unexplored mysteries which provoke quite a few questions:
[R]esearchers announced that human sperm struggles to navigate in space.
What space is that? Corporeal or outer?
If outer, what a concept for an animated film for kids about a miniscule sperm somehow launched into outer space! Which just made me realize it had to be from a space walk by a male astronaut who somehow managed to masturbate out there, sending his teeny guy off on an adventure. No info about what happened to his exposed organ during his ecstasy.
All we need is a name for the teeny sperm who, dauntless (because what else could he be?), is navigating through space.
Also, since Harper’s uses the singular form of the verb “struggle,” shouldn’t the sentence read, in part, “...a human sperm struggles…”? Either that or “human sperms struggle.” Do they mean that they’ve studied only one human sperm?
Announcement: “Human Sperm to Star in Animated Film!”
Another Announcement: “Audition for Voicing A Sperm in Upcoming Animated Film!”