More from Harper’s Weekly Review:

… police in Wisconsin began their hunt for a woman who attacked a McDonald’s employee after being served the wrong breakfast sandwich; and a man dressed in a bull onesie was arrested for attempting to burn down his ex-lover’s house by leaving a pot of pasta sauce on the stove.

Comment 1: police “began their hunt…”? Does this mean they stopped for a breakfast sandwich before heading out?

Comment 2: I’m curious why the arson attempt needed to be accessorized by a bull onesie.