What, you thought all subway news was violent? Nah.
The headline to this story reads, “Man’s Subway Track Saunter Snarls Commute For Thousands.” But then things get kind of funny:
Service on the No. 7 subway line was shut down for an hour and a half across much of Queens Friday morning as police followed a man who decided to take a 4-mile, sunrise stroll along the elevated tracks.
The poorly planned perambulation suspended service across a wide swath of the borough between 5:30 a.m. and 7 a.m…
Kudos to Evan Simko-Bednarski, the journalist who wrote this piece. (“The poorly planned perambulation…”)