How I know I’ve aged out…

…of all the really important hot stuff:

  • The only opportunity I have to read gossip mags is at my doctors’ offices. I haven’t heard of 68.6 percent of the celebrities the mags cover. Who are these people and what do they do that gets them into gossip magazines?
  • I don’t like any of the fashions they sport.
  • On Twitter, I just read a couple of tweets about specific men being accused of sexual misconduct. I don’t know who they are.
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