Songs from the Resistance! “Mar-A-Lago” to the tune of “Oklahoma”

“Mar-A-Lago! Mar-a-Lago! Yikes–oy vey!”

Mar-a-Lago! (“Oklahoma”)

Mar—a-Lago! Where the lies are thicker than the steak!

And the weekend set will not say nyet,
if there’s any law you want to break!
Mar—a-Lago! It’s the wet dream of the GOP:
All the racist rats and kleptocrats dip a toe into the rising sea!
But Putin is no nouveau riche & he’s got dopey Don on a leash!
So when we say: WHOA! What did he do today? NO!
We’re only sayin’: Stay there for good:
Mar-a-Lago! Mar-a-Lago! Oy vey!
Mar—a-Lago! It’s a temple to vulgarity:
Where the crooked class, can raise a glass
to expanding inequality!
Mar—a-Lago! Where the mobsters pay each other off!
And they pass a stash of dirty cash,
while they play another round of golf!
We know he belongs to old Vlad,
cuz the cad is a tad like his dad!
So when we say: WHOA! What did he do today? NO!
We’re only sayin’: Stay there for good—
Mar-a-Lago! Mar-a-Lago! Yikes—oy vey!
Mara-Lago! Mara-Lago! Marla Maples! Marla Maples!
Stormy Daniels! Omarosa!
We know that you signed an NDA,
but we want you to talk anyway!
So when we say: WHOA! What did he do today? NO!
We’re only sayin’: Stay there for good—Mar-a-Lago!
Mar-a-Lago! M.A.R.A.L.A.G.O. Marala—GO!

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