After yesterday’s “We overthrew a king for this?”, how could they come back with another perfect line? Didn’t that one just exhaust the one-liner writers?
Nope.
The report of the Nathan’s hot dog eating champ, Joey Chestnut (and his, OMG, what? 72 or something hotdogs crammed down in a couple of minutes and if you saw the video, you’re not feeling too good today), once again winning the mustard trophy, the Daily News headline is…
THE RIGHT STUFF