“Staying Safe Where the Wild Things Are”?

Read this in today’s New York Times travel section:

“…the secret to surviving a dangerous animal encounter, like one with a shark, bear or rattlesnake, is to not panic.”

My advice: The secret to surviving a dangerous animal encounter is not to encounter a dangerous animal.

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