But there will be a grand bye-bye baa baas:
On Wednesday from 12-4, the few remaining goats will receive a rousing ovation at 120th Street and Riverside Drive. Human attendees may receive event-themed pencils, the conservancy says.
My favorite part of this is, of course, “…the few remaining goats will receive a rousing ovation….”
So be warned. If you don’t intend to bring your GOAT rousing ovation, do not say you will attend. Meh ovations will not be acceptable.