Animal news: The Case of the Falling Iguanas

From Harper’s Weekly Report:

A cold snap in Miami prompted the National Weather Service to forecast “falling iguanas,” as the reptiles were too chilled to hold on to their branches. Iguana meat was subsequently found for sale on Facebook Marketplace in the Miami area under the label “chicken of the trees.”

Presumably it’s frozen chicken of the trees. That’d be the honest label.

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