From Harper’s Weekly Review:
Trump’s campaign website began selling wrapping paper printed with the former president’s mug shot and the caption “Never Surrender!”*
I just had a secret chat with Santa and he said, “Wrap your presents in this, I won’t load ’em in my sleigh.”
There. I managed to drag two semi-pseudo-religious myths into one sentence. Next time I’ll go for three.
*But he already surrendered. Often. That’s what he did when he showed up for the arraignments.