But still from Harper’s Weekly Review:
“It’s not my fault if they actually [say] a little bit of effing and jeffing,” said the CEO of a zoo where parrots have been cursing. It was announced that a binturong, a South Asian bearcat that emits an aroma similar to buttered popcorn from its anal glands, had escaped its enclosure in Devon, England.
Uh oh.
And the animal criminal component:
A woman in Thailand was arrested for taking her pet lion on a joyride, and a woman in Michigan was arrested for stealing a horse and buggy from an Amish family.