I mean, something other than its official use involving my coop’s status vis-à-vis New York City’s local laws, laid out in a coop report. Which is where I found this marveous new acronym, currently applicable to the inspection and classification of our building’s façade.
It’s so, uh, Trumpian in its appearance and pronunciation, it must be adapted for something other than its current usage. Here it is:
“SWARMP”
SWARMP. Like a fine (or lousy) wine, it has essences, hints of swamp aroma emanating from the massive slop which used to be the White House east wing, and/or warped structural elements maybe in the non-existent golden ballroom. Or a swarm of maggots, crawling under and around the White House and gnawing upon all the corrupted flesh.
SWARMP. Too resonant, too magnificent to attach exclusively to the status of our building façade. (Which currently is classified as the “S” in SWARMP, that is, “safe.”)