“What the world needs now, is…”

Lawyers. Very very smart lawyers. Very very smart lawyers in Congress because, you know, it’s legislators who write the laws to advance policies and seal up holes in our foundation, and the people who know how to do that are lawyers.

I can’t do it. Most of you can’t do it. Many congresspeople can’t do it, either.

It’s why I was pissed off when Representative Dan Goldman lost his New York City primary. He will not be in Congress next year. The man who won that primary does not have a law degree, although in every other respect he’s an excellent public servant.

Dan Goldman lost the primary because…Israel.

There are salient issues, existential issues in this America which we need to consider when we decide for whom we’re going to vote in the upcoming elections. Israel is not one of them. Palestinian sovereignty is not one of them. The only sovereignty for which we voters have powers to address is the sovereignty of the United States of America. And that issue, especially now, must be the immediate center of our citizenship.

The Israeli-Palestinian conflict is of passionate concern for many of us who care about human rights. It eats at our guts — but is peripheral to our current elections. Our elections will not resolve the conflict; that’s on the shoulders of Israelis, Israeli voters and international influence. Dropping a demonstrably gifted representative from the New York congressional delegation because he did not fully decry Israel’s existence, even as he decried its actions, will not resolve conflicts in the Middle East.

I’m thinking those who voted against Dan Goldman did not witness his outstanding and thrilling role in the first Trump impeachment inquiry and trial. Did you watch it? I did and was mesmerized by this rare event in American history, and by the way it was conducted. Dan Goldman was not then a congressman but was brought in as investigator and legal counsel by the Democratic majority on the House Intelligence Committee, chaired by Adam Schiff.

It was Goldman who questioned many of the witnesses in the hearings. The way he questioned them — calmly, firmly, patiently and intelligently — might have been a revelation to anyone who thinks melodramatic showmanship is the mark of a good litigator.

There are congresspeople without law degrees who are priceless managers of the knotty structure that is our government (I’m thinking about Nancy Pelosi), and plenty of other top-notch congresspeople, also without law degrees, who are gifted at the large variety of government roles necessary to having a functioning government.

But right now we’re facing a future with two critical and complex operations that only lawyers can take on: massive, blatant corruption and SCOTUS.

Only lawyers have the skills and patience to carve through the corruption and identify the federal criminal and civil laws that can be accurately applied to this horror and the people who revel in it. As infuriating as it looks, not every apparent act of corruption may be illegal and criminal. Only lawyers can figure out what laws do apply and get indictments; only lawyers can write criminal complaints; only lawyers can prosecute.

And only intelligent lawyers who fully understand the Constitution and our subsequent history as a nation of laws, not men, can stick their fingers into the gaps in SCOTUS decisions (there are gaps), and the Roberts’s court’s illogic which has weakened and sickened our civilization.

Smart lawyers can not only pinpoint those flaws but use those flaws when they write legislation to counter the destruction SCOTUS has wreaked.

I can’t do it; most of you can’t do it. Dan Goldman can do it. I’m sorry he won’t be in the House working with the terrific lawyers who conducted the two Trump impeachment hearings and trials.

I hope they’ll bring him back as a special legal counsel to participate in cleaning up the wreckage and giving us back our country.

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The tale of the voracious star

For all my fearful fellow creatures who see black holes wherever they look, this from Harper’s Weekly Report:

A star 1,300 light-years away swallowed a planet in its orbit and may soon devour another celestial object with 22 times Jupiter’s mass.

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Multi-species animal news!

From the latest edition of Harper’s Weekly Report:

A man from Mexico City was killed when a crocodile attacked him at a beach near a luxury resort in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, and dragged him out to sea; and a man from North Fort Myers, Florida, survived an alligator attack after jabbing the reptile in the eye with his fishing pole.

Wait, so the croc grabbed him off the beach? Oh my, this might cause travel reviewers to remove a couple of the deluxe resort’s stars. Or maybe this could be offered as a perk, like, automatic entry into an episode of “Survivor.”

And the alligator story doesn’t make clear whether the alligator grabbed the guy because the guy stuck his pole into the gator’s eye — that’d make the gator mad, I’d think, or the other way around: the guy escaped the alligator attack by sticking his pole into the alligator’s eye. (Am I spending too much time on this?)

[A]n animal-rights collective completed its twenty-third week of anti–foie gras protests outside of a restaurant in Chicago. “I want to be very clear here,” said one of the protest’s organizers, whose chants of “You’ve got blood on your hands!” have been confused for pro-Palestine slogans, “this has nothing to do with the Israeli-Palestine conflict. This has to do with foie gras.”

No, Organizer. Everything has to do with the Israeli-Palestine conflict.

[I]n Oban, Scotland, a man was arrested after assaulting someone with a seagull.

Was the seagull a willing accomplice or a hostage?

Scientists unveiled an underwater diving suit designed for cyborg cockroaches; a swarm of millions of Mormon crickets descended across the state of Idaho.

Are these insect events related? More relevant: what is a cyborg cockroach and why does it need an underwater diving suit?* Does the cricket swarm mean the price of potatoes is about to go through the roof?

[A] British Premier League soccer team donated more than 40 pairs of game-worn socks to a group of horses and donkeys who would wear them as protection from the bites of flies.

Have you ever watched flies biting horses? The feet are not the target. Oh, maybe the socks will be pulled over the horses’s and donkeys’ ears.

In Tasmania, local officials urged the public to respect the privacy of an over-one-ton elephant seal named Neil that is known for a history of property damage. “Neil’s fame is a bit of a double-edged sword,” said a spokesperson for Tasmania’s Department of Natural Resources and Environment. “There is a risk here of essentially loving him to death.”

*I addressed my cockroach question to Perplexity. The answer is so weird I won’t repeat it, lest you come to believe I’m a lunatic. However, given the answer, let me throw out another question: what is the purpose of creating cyborg cockroaches and sending them underwater in tiny diving suits? That one, I’m not asking Perplexity; I’m asking you.

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